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Turn your swag on. (A Satire Video). Sex Monster Before I go to bed, I always keep my swag on Then the girl under the sheets goes and gets her gag on I walked into a club, no need to pop the bottles The only thing I’m popping is the cherry of the models Girls on both arms, holding me real tight I only have one penis, now two would be alright Wanna study physics? Visit me of course We bang on my bed, measure the force Mass of her body acceleration of ma dick We bounce up and down like a pogo stick Girls come over, trying trig ratios Find themselves busy studying fellatios I’m the sex monster yo I’ve got the heaviest flow Make girls screams like a ho (woah, oh) I’m the sex monster what I’ll make her cry like a slut Then she sucks on my nut (what, what) I’m like Eros or some boss god of Sex Got a whole line of girls screaming “Me Next!” Hey girl, go clean my mess on aisle six Then I’ll eat you like chinese food with custom chopsticks Sight of my body, their knees get all weak They can’t get enough of my sexy physique Girls call me Phil Collins, they feel me comin’ in the air Oh yeah, they feel me comin’, when I’m cummin’ in their hair Then I lock them in the eyes with a cold stare I’m the sex monster yo I’ve got the heaviest flow Make girls screams like a ho (woah, oh) I’m the sex monster what I’ll make her cry like a slut Then she sucks on my nut (what, what) Then I wake up and my eyes sadly gleam Nothing ever happened, it was all just a dream Life ain’t that simple, it ain’t a breeze Gotta’ wait a while to bring girls to their knees So I lie my head down and go back to bed Where the love for me has her legs spread But every night I am the main feature They’re all school girls and I’m their teacher Was the sex monster yo But now I’m really just choke So now girls think I’m a joke (joke, joke) So I’ll go back to my bed Where I got more streed cred And I get the good head (head, head) I’m the sex monster yo I’ve got the heaviest flow Make girls screams like a ho (woah, oh) I’m the sex monster what I’ll make her cry like a slut Then she sucks on my nut (what, what) What
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