Fuck Christmas (I Wish It Was Hallowe... 5:53
A homemade video of my brand spankin-new yuletide classic "Fuck Christmas"! For any of you people who can't stand christmas songs, who get stuck w/ their crazy family during the holidays, who miss happier times when all you had to worry about was whether you were going to dress up as Sarah Palin, who walk in to a store and want to scream because they are playing "Let It Snow" and it's not even NOVEMBER.. this one's for you, bitches! xoxoxo Matthew
“Fuck Xmas (I Wish It Was Halloween)”
Written and performed by Matthew McPeck © 2008
Verse 1: It’s Christmas time
The snowflakes are falling
And the arguments and accusations are already starting
My brothers are stoned, my sisters are hating
and mom wants me to find a nice girl and start pro-creating
Granny’s brain is mush, she mumbles concurring
and if Daddy hadn’t left us by now I’m sure he’d be slurring
Verse 2: It’s Christmas time
The stockings are hanging
And I’d sure as hell prefer it me on that mantle asphyxiating
The fire is warm, but the room is so cold
More egg nog with my brandy, please
Merry Christmas to all!
Chorus 1: And if I had one wish this Christmas, I wouldn’t even hesitate
I’d beg baby Jesus and Santa to turn the clock back 55 days
With my costumes packed away
Next Autumn seems so far a wait!
Oh how I wish I was with my baby on Halloween!
Verse 3: Last year you were Slash, and I was Axl
They may hate in real life but to me you are king of the castle!
Chorus 2: With our friends dressed as Sarah Palin and Amy Winehouse
We’d party through the night and end up at my house… uh huh!
I’m a zombie for your love, oh won’t you suck my…blood???
Oh how I miss my baby and Halloween!
Bridge: ‘Cause on Halloween we can all be free
just to be the freaks we were born to be
Verse 4: Now the yule log is playin’ on the telly
Everyone is passed out and I’m almost through with this Hell-y
Everybody!!!
Chorus 1: And if I had one wish this Christmas, I wouldn’t even hesitate
I’d beg baby Jesus and Santa to turn the clock back 55 days
With my costumes packed away
Next Autumn seems so far a wait!
Oh how I wish I was with my baby on Halloween!
You Hallmark fascists expect me sober
When you start playing your f**king songs in October!
Hark the heralded devils sing Halloween!
So to you holiday-loving sons of bitches
Screw you all! And hey! F**k Christmas!
All I need is my baby, my baby and Halloween!
Fuck Christmas! Santa turn back the clock to Halloween
Fuck Christmas! Santa turn back the clock to Halloween
Fuck Christmas! Santa turn back the clock to Halloween
Fuck Christmas! Please Santa turn back the clock to Halloween…
Submitted by: matthewmcpeck
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Keywords: Fuck Christmas for any You People Christmas Songs Get Stuck The Holidays holiday santa Kitty Cat Dance Funny Parody halloween joke Sarah Palin Amy Winehouse slash Axl Rose devil dysfunctional family
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