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UFC Hip Hop Parody - I'm An MMA Fan 4:10
I'm An MMA Fan - a UFC Hip Hop Parody by the MHL.
For all the MMA fans across the land - here's a jam to get you stoked for UFC 158.
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LYRICS:
Chorus:
I'm an MMA Fan
Hard as fuck as I yell in the stands
An MMA fan
Gonna smack you motherfuckers with the back of my hand
An MMA fan
Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw
An MMA fan
Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a fuckin' athlete
An MMA fan
Verse 1
Boom Boom: They call me Boom Boom
But not because I can scrap,
It's because I drop bombs every time that I rap
And in the stands at the fights pounding Smirnoff Ice
Until you look at me funny then I don't play nice
I watch MMA because I love the show
The tattoos,
The hoochie crews,
The energy drinks, yo!
See them pickin' em up,
Then takin' em down
Erecting from the guard for some real ground and pound.
Knees and elbows, rear-nakeds I could do this all day
Sweat glistenin' muscles ripplin' and we're all heterosexual!
Chorus:
I'm an MMA fan
Gonna tap you out - hard as fuck there's no doubt
An MMA fan
Pound beers and puff my chest cause MMA is the best!
An MMA fan
You may call me a douchebag but it's cause you're a gay fag!
An MMA fan
Tattooed head to toe and slammin' Xzyience, bro!
An MMA Fan
Verse 2
Houdini: Houdini rollin' up with a flick of the dice
Drinking Stolis with the Boom straight guzzling Ice
Most vicious man in the stands and I'm here to say
I love MMA in a hetero way
I've got a Tap-out Affliction
You know how it goes,
Shower in bedazzler before I hit the shows
With a vengeance
You know my muggin' is mean,
Yo Boom - how's my ass look in these distressed jeans?
Chorus:
I'm an MMA Fan
Hard as fuck as I yell in the stands
An MMA fan
Smack you motherfuckers with the back of my hand
An MMA fan
Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw
An MMA fan
Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a fuckin' athlete
An MMA fan
Verse 3:
BOom Boom: Mixed Martial Arts, takes self-motivation
But to be a real fan, takes true dedication.
Learn all the moves, and act like I can do 'em.
Badass Baroni? You know that I blew him.
Supressing my urges with a tough-ass facade,
Bowing down to GSP cause that dude is a God.
He's carved out of wood, but I'd totally fu.....
Fight him, yeah fight him.
We'd get clinching each other and all sweatin', and then...
Oh shit...where was I?
Fuck.
Chorus:
I'm an MMA Fan
Hard as fuck as I yell in the stands
An MMA fan
Gonna smack you motherfuckers with the back of my hand
An MMA fan
Say "seen" and not "saw", be glad to knee you in the jaw
An MMA fan
Gettin' drunk off my feet, but I'm a fuckin' athlete
An MMA fan
Verse 4
Houdini: Since Shamrock shorts, and the days of Royce,
Been chirping motherfuckers till I lost my voice.
Old-school, new-school: it's all the same.
Mounting sweaty men's my favorite part of the game.
And I love it - like a midnight uncle.
Goldberg and Rogan, be my Seacrest and Dunkle.
Cause I'm strippin' em bare, like St.Pierre
Twisting popcorn pubes like Koscheck's hair.
Chugging Xzyience dropping science like a man possessed.
Wanna shoot a hot load across Don Frye's chest.
Cause Penn may be The Prodigy but me I'm The Creator.
Wring one out on Sam Stout, premature ejaculator.
Cause that's who I is and you know who I am.
Check your facts bitch: I'm an MMA Fan.
Submitted by: TheMexicanHockeyLeague
Regular
Keywords: ufc mma mixed martial arts GSP Georges St.Pierre Nick Diaz ufc 158 parody humour comedy satire ultimate fighting Bellator Strikeforce hip hop rap smirnoff ice tap out affliction Ronda Rousey Jon Jones Chael Sonnen Joe Rogan silver star sprawl fight rear naked xzyience stolis bedazzler distressed jeans douche tattoo badass baroni Ken Shamrock Shamrock shorts Royce Gracie Gracie Jiu Jitsu Mike Goldberg Ryan Seacrest Bryan Dunkleman Josh Koscheck Don Frye BJ Penn The Prodigy Sam Stout premature Carlos Condit Hayabusa MHL Boom Boom Houdini
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